I haven't had anything to do for the majority of the day, so I thought I might kill some brain cells with this. It's REALLY long, and I'm pretty sure you have NO IDEA who any of these people are. You've been warned.

100 JOHNNY'S QUESTIONS

01. Which Johnny group is your favourite?
✖ It's KAT-TUN, but NEWS is so unbelievably close to them that it's scary!

02. Why?
✖ Hmmm...probably because they pretty much own my soul. Honestly though, there are about 50 billion reasons, and I really don't feel like typing them out here because I'll sound so creepily insane.

03. Who is your favorite Johnny?
✖ I'd be lying to your face if I said anyone other than Akanishi Jin.

04. Why?
✖ You're quite nosy aren't you? I don't even know where to start. His voice melts my heart in ways that I didn't know were even possible. He's sexy as sin. We're the same age. We have the same blood type. Our personalities are pretty much identical. He's trying to learn English with the same type of fervor that I'm trying to learn Japanese... I could go on, but I'd bore you to death and this is already a full paragraph.

05. What is your very first contact with a Johnny?
✖ *thinks like Pooh* It was sometime in 2005. I do believe it was an episode of Shounen Club that I ran across online somewhere. I saw Jin for the first time, and the world just kind of...stopped.

06. Who was it?
✖ Erm, KAT-TUN. Narf.

07. How did you know him?
✖ Jin? Eh? I did a bunch of research on him after falling for him on the spot. However, I've never actually STOPPED doing research on him...and it's turned into a full blown obsession hobby of mine.

08. When did you really start listening/liking the JE?
✖ When KAT-TUN released their first album in 2006, it kind of sealed the deal for me. Before that I was pretty much just a casual listener, because at the time all I really listened to was really heavy rock music.

09. What incident brought you into JE?
✖ Um, didn't I just answer this? Discovering the walking heart attack known as Akanishi Jin.

10. Do you have a favorite JE song?
✖ All of Jin's solo songs are very near and dear to my heart. I've also always loved "BUTTERFLY," which he wrote with Ueda. (Tat-chan is my fluffy love bunny, of course.)

11. Do you listen to them the most?
✖ It seems like I've been listening to them the most ever since they released their last album in April. They've kind of just invaded my brain and made it hard for me to really focus on anything else. *shrugs* Not that I'm really complaining.

12. If not, who is your favorite band/artist?
✖ I'll answer this anyway. My NON-Johnny bands include: the GazettE, LM.C, D'espairsRay, L'Arc~en~Ciel, VAMPS, 12012, An Cafe, alice nine., girugamesh, Miyavi, Kagrra, Megamasso, The Exies, The Dreaming, Rentrer en Soi, Dir en Grey, Gackt, Do As Infinity, LUNA SEA, Bullet For My Valentine, Linkin Park, X JAPAN, hide, NIGHTMARE, Asian Kung Fu Generation, TRUSTcompany, Utada Hikaru, Stabbing Westward, PENICILLIN, abingdon boys school, SuG, Versailles, Acid Black Cherry, Janne Da Arc, EndeverafteR, ScReW, HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR, etc, etc, etc... Music is really my entire life. I know for a fact that I like well over 400 artists/performers.

13. Which band/singer did you listen/like the most before JE?
✖ the GazettE. Always and forever. They will ALWAYS be my favorite band.

KAT-TUN

14. Who is your favorite in KAT-TUN?
✖ Haven't we been over this QUITE A BIT already? It's Jin! Ha ha!

SINGER:
✖ Jin...

15. Why?
✖ ...because his vocal range is just...whoah...and...yeah. Let's just leave it at that.

16. Do you have a favorite song of KAT-TUN?
✖ You mean like, an ULTIMATE favorite? Let me think on that for a sec. *sits and thinks* Hmm... No. There are several that are kind of special to me. So I guess I'll run down the list. "DON'T U EVER STOP" is my motivation song. "Rescue" is my song of hope. "Real Face" is my kick ass song. "ONE DROP" is my melancholy song. "LIPS" is the first one I learned all the lyrics to. "Six Senses" is my happy song. "Your Side" is my ballad, along with "Crazy Love." "Moon" is just amazing. "Keep the Faith" makes me nostalgic... So yeah. There you go.

17. Do you have a favorite live of KAT-TUN? (solos count too)
✖ When they performed "Six Senses" on the Queen of Pirates DVD. Jin's English = ♥. Jin's random cursing = ♥. (Ha ha! I'm such a dork!) I'm also completely obsessed in love with Jin's performance of "LOVEJUICE" on that same DVD. *is innocent*

18. Do you have a favorite show appearance of KAT-TUN?
✖ cartoon KAT-TUN is the greatest show in the history of television. (In my humble opinion. Ha ha!)

19. Who do you think can sing the best of KAT-TUN?
✖ Geez. How many times do you want me to say Jin's name? I'm beginning to think that he wrote this thing himself. :P

20. Who do you think can dance the most of KAT-TUN?
✖ I think it's a straight up draw between Jin and Koki.

21. Who is the girliest of KAT-TUN?
✖ My fluffy love bunny, Ueda. (I ADORE this boy.)

22. Who is the manliest of KAT-TUN?
✖ I think Koki tries too hard to act all manly sometimes, so I'm going to be random and say Nakamaru. :P

23. Who is the cutest member of KAT-TUN?
✖ Junno. I just want to poke him...and possibly squish his cheeks.

24. Who is the funniest member of KAT-TUN?
✖ The combination of Koki and Nakamaru never gets old to me. I also like the combo of Jin and Nakamaru...wait...doesn't that make it Nakamaru then?

25. Who is the most pretty in KAT-TUN?
✖ Tat-chan. It's that fucking smile of his. One flash of teeth from him, and you may as well kiss your coherent thoughts goodbye. Believe me, I've been there.

26. Who has the best appearance in KAT-TUN?
✖ My dear Kamenashi. He's VERY well put together. Can't say I ever really dig his hair when he dyes is lighter colors, but other than that he's pretty much perfect. Wow. I just realized that this is the first time that I listed Kame as an answer. Ha ha!

NEWS

27. Who is your favorite in NEWS?
✖ Koyama and Pi

28. Why?
✖ Uh. Wow. Um, Yamashita is probably one of the deadliest idols in all of Japan. He's got that triad thing going for him. Voice + Acting Skills + Hotness. Oh, and he's Jin's best friend (but that's not why I like him! :P). He actually won me over in an old drama called Stand Up!!. As for Koyama...I'm really drawn to his personality. He's kind of fascinating to me. Yeah sure, he's gorgeous, has a great voice, just about killed me during an episode of Yukan Club, yadda, yadda, yadda...HOWEVER, there is also something else there that I can't put my finger on. I just like him, yo.

29. Do you have a favorite song of NEWS?
"FLY AGAIN," "STARDUST," "ordinary," and "Kesenai." I've been listening to the album color like mad lately. I also love "Ai Nante," "Code," "Forever," "With Me," "Why," and (of course) Yamapi's "MOLA." I seem to have the same problem with them that I have with KAT-TUN...

30. Do you have a favorite live of NEWS? (solo count too)
✖ There was one that Pi, Keiichan, and Massu did of "Nantoka Narusa" on some TV show that I'm pretty sure is the most adorable thing in existence.

31. Do you have a favorite show appearance of NEWS?
✖ I actually got pretty absorbed by an interview that Koyama did on Shounen Club Premium back in 2008.

32. Who do you think can sing the best of NEWS?
✖ I love the tone of Yamapi's voice. It's very sexy. That's just me though. Also, Tegoshi has somehow grown on me to the point where I'm actually gushing whenever I hear him. *hides*

33. Who do you think can dance the most of NEWS?
✖ Perhaps I'm biased...but I'm going with Pi.

34. Who is the girliest of NEWS?
✖ TEGOSHI. Yeesh. He looks better than I do in a skirt!

35. Who is the manliest of NEWS?
✖ Ryo, most definitely.

36. Who is the cutest member of NEWS?
✖ A lot of people seem to think that it's Massu. For me though, it's got to be Koyama. He's got gorgeous eyes...*sigh*

37. Who is the funniest member of NEWS?
✖ Shige's pretty funny... Pi really catches me off guard sometimes though...I dunno! They all crack me up!

38. Who is the most prettiest in NEWS?
✖ Again with Tego.

39. Who has the best appearance in NEWS?
✖ Pi is my walking sex bomb. Keiichan is my boy next door. It works.

40. Do you have a favorite PV of NEWS?
✖ "Hoshi wo Mezashite." They've somehow managed to clone themselves. o.O I must find this cloning device! On a serious note, they all look amazing in it. :D

KANJANI8

41. Who is your favorite in KanJani8?
✖ Ryo

42. Why?
✖ Because I don't listen to them, and Ryo is in NEWS. My only other option would have been Subaru, based soley on my experience with "Dream Boys 2006."

43. Do you have a favorite song of KanJani8?
✖ No clue. Of course this means that I'll probably be doing some research pretty soon.

44. Do you have a favorite live of KanJani8? (solos counts, too)
✖ Nope. :P

45. Do you have a favorite show appearance of KanJani8?
✖ One that I've never seen. :P

46. Who do you think can sing the best of KanJani8?
✖ Ryo Nishikido...

47. Who do you think can dance the most of KanJani8?
✖ No clue...it's probably Ryo though.

48. Who is the girliest of KanJani8?
✖ *shrugs*

49. Who is the manliest of KanJani8?
✖ Perhaps it's Ryo? Ha ha!!!

50. Who is the cutest member of KanJani8?
✖ SHOTA! Ha! No really, it's Ryo.

51. Who is the funniest member of KanJani8?
✖ No freakin' clue.

52. Who is the most prettiest in KanJani8?
✖ Meh...none of them are really my type, so I can't really say. I don't dare call Ryo pretty either. *fears for life*

53. Who has the best appearance in KanJani8?
✖ Ryo......chan......*cough*

54. Do you have a favorite PV of KanJani8?
✖ Nope. Sure don't. :)

ARASHI

55. Who is your favorite in Arashi?
✖ I used to think that Nino was rather akward when he was younger, but he's actually grown up to be quite handsome.

56. Why?
✖ I love his voice. I also think he's a pretty decent actor.

57. Do you have a favorite song of Arashi?
✖ Not really. I'm more or less just a casual listener, even though I have their whole discography. I only listen to them when the mood strikes.

58. Do you have a favorite live of Arashi? (solos counts, too)
✖ How on earth is a girl supposed to pick from 10 YEARS worth of performances? Seriously?

59. Do you have a favorite show appearance of Arashi?
✖ VS ARASHI! :P

60. Who do you think can sing the best of Arashi?
✖ NINO...is ♥

61. Who do you think can dance the most of Arashi?
✖ I have no clue. Never gave it much thought, if you can believe that! ;)

62. Who is the girliest of Arashi?
✖ It's probably Sho, but I couldn't tell you for sure.

63. Who is the manliest of Arashi?
✖ Ha ha! This made me laugh. :D (In a good way, please don't kill me.)

64. Who is the cutest member of Arashi?
✖ NINO... Aiba isn't all that bad either.

65. Who is the funniest member of Arashi?
✖ MatsuJun Vs. Jin = TOTAL HILARITY!!! XD

66. Who is the most prettiest in Arashi?
✖ Aiba-chan is very pretty to me. ♥

67. Who has the best appearance in Arashi?
✖ Probably MatsuJun, but I honestly haven't been paying all that much attention.

68. Do you have a favorite PV of Arashi?
✖ Can't say that I do.

OTHER UNITS

69. Who is your favorite younger unit? (ABC, Ya-ya-yah, Kiss my ft, Question...)
✖ Kis-My-Ft2 is one of my MAJOR obsessions loves.

70. Who is your favorite older unit? (V6, T&T, Smap, V6, Kinki Kids...)
✖ Tackey and Tsubasa and SMAP

71. Do you have a favorite member of any younger or older unit?
✖ One of my goals in life is to kidnap Taisuke Fujigaya (of Kis-My-Ft2) and make him my eternal love slave. What?...it sounds like a good idea.

72. Do you have a favorite song of any younger or older unit?
✖ "Smile" by Kisumai just makes me happy in general. I hear that song and I...er...smile! Heh.

73. Do you have a favorite show with any younger or older unit?
✖ How can anyone NOT answer this with Shounen Club?

74. Do you have a favorite live of any younger or older unit?
✖ There's a live performance of Kisumai's "Smile" that I just can't seem to get enough of...so just ignore me. :P

DRAMAS

75. Do you have a favorite actor in JE?
✖ Jin, Kame, and Pi. They are my ultimate three.

76. Do you have a favorite drama starring with one of JE?
✖ Nobuta wo Produce, Yukan Club, Gokusen 2, Anego, Tatta Hitotsu no Koi, Stand Up!!...etc...There's more, but it's kind of pointless to list them ALL.

77. What was your very first drama staring with one of JE?
✖ Stand Up!!. It had Pi and Nino in it. I watched the whole series twice already. Yes. 22 hours. Hush.

78. Which drama of JE do you watch recently?
✖ Right now I'm working on finishing up Code Blue and Konkatsu!

79. Which drama of JE do you want to watch?
✖ Dragon Zakura, Buzzer Beat, Kami no Shizuku, Proposal Daisakusen, Kurosagi...etc...(It's endless, really.)

80. Who do you wish would should start acting, who hasn't yet?
✖ Taisuke. He'd make a lovely romantic lead. ♥

81. Who do you wish should stop acting, because he sucks at acting?
✖ NO COMMENT. I'm too young to die!

QUESTIONS FOR FUN

82. Do you think that you are JE addicted?
✖ Yes, but only to KAT-TUN, NEWS, and Kisumai.

83. Why do you think so?
✖ ...because I can ramble on about them for hours upon hours without ever taking a breath. I seriously annoy the people around me sometimes. My family knows things about Japanese pop starts that they probably shouldn't know.

84. What will you do seeing your favorite Johnny standing in front of your door?
✖ Hmm...This is good motivation for a new fic...Anywho. If Jin were at my front door, I'd ask him what the hell he was doing there. Then I'd probably proceed to scare the crap out of him by being the VERY OPPOSITE of a fangirl, because I don't get all nutty when I meet celebrities (and I've met quite a few). In all honestly, we'd probably become friends.

85. What advantages does starting liking JE give you?
✖ They motivate me. They help influence my writing (my muses are a sexy lot). Learning lyrics to songs/watching dramas helps me learn Japanese. They provide the soundtrack to my life.

86. What disadvantages does it give you?
✖ It's hard to like boy bands in America because it's considered very uncool. So I get harassed about that a lot. I'm like this crossbreed metalhead/pop freak...so I'm pretty much just considered to be weird by my peers. It's kind of disheartening. Then I realize...what the fuck do I care? They make me happy! That's all that matters! Oh, and I lose a lot of sleep too. It's hard work keeping up with these guys, yo!

87. How many times a day do you think about JE?
✖ Ehh...Jin has pretty much taken up a permanent residence. There's a hot tub and everything.

88. How many times do you have the face of your favorite Johnny around you?
✖ 42 pictures of Jin (most are in a big collage), 2 pictures of Ueda, 1 picture of Kame, 2 pictures of Pi, and 2 pictures of Keiichan.

89. If your favorite Johnny or your favorite JE has to grant you a wish, what would it be?
✖ I'd want to be one of Jin's closest friends so that I could look out for him. He likes to party a lot, and it seems like he's always getting himself into trouble with his carelessness. I'd like to have the opportunity to watch his back for him, since he's (unknowingly) done so much for me over the years. Plus I think it would be fun to teach him English! :P

90. If you have a wish about JE, what would it be?
✖ Please don't get me started on this. There are so many things about JE that I just can't stand. I'm not really in the mood to vent my frustrations here.

91. If you are reborn, you wish to be who?
✖ Eh? I dunno. Jin's wife. There. That's the obvious answer now, isn't it?

92. If you are a Johnny's right now, who do you wish you are?
✖ Yamapi. I don't think I have to explain that one either. (Or better yet, how about Kame? *winks*)

93. If you can ask your favorite Johnny or your favorite JE band a question, what would it be?
✖ It's too perverted to write down. Just use your imagination.

94. Did you ever have a dream with a Johhny?
✖ *cough* Hai.

95. If yes, when was it and what was it?
The last one I can remember was last week. Ueda was yelling at me for wearing leggings with a skirt, and then I woke up laughing. :D

96. Do you have any realizable goal in your life that has to do with JE?
✖ TO SEE KAT-TUN IN CONCERT. IT. WILL. HAPPEN.

97. Do you like JE BL fanfic?
✖ It depends on who it's about, and how well it's written. I've come across tons of crap fanfics, so it's really something special when you find something that totally engrosses you.

98. If yes, who are the best couple of JE?
✖ I'm old school Akame (especially with fanfics), but I also LOVE RyoDa and JinDa.

99. If you are Johnny-san what would you change about JE?
✖ I think I'd loosen the leash a bit, you know?

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